Finally there’s a tool to fine-tune your calorie intake while maximizing your caffeine consumption! With the Starbucks app, available for both the iPhone and Android, you’ll be able to customize your Starbucks order in the precise lingua franca your local barista understands.  To really come across as an asshole, text your custom drink of choice to your friends.  We tweaked a 5 calorie caffeine blast using the app into our self-titled masterpiece, the Remformesso: A 3-shot, 1-pump, mocha, soy, espresso, machiato.  Try ordering one of those from a boho privately-owned coffee house!

Tags: Android, App, coffee, espresso, iPhone, machiato, Reformesso, Starbucks