This is not a weapon.  Hermen Makkink’s infamous Rocking Machine is in fact a kinetic simulacra sculpture of sorts — perhaps instructional?  No living room should be without one, however Drencrom is only manufacturing a limited number, so only the créme de la créme of culture can afford the device Kubrick made famous, and they’re the only one’s with the hubris enough to actually display the undulating phallus on the family room coffee table.

Tags: Drencrom, Herman Makkink, Kubrick, Rocking Machine