Audi e-Bike by Wörthersee

By victor • lifestyle, tech • 14 May 2012

Audi e-Bike Wörthersee

Trenchcoat Mafia kids with an eco-mindset now have a Matrix-inspired bicycle design by which to puncture their scrotums: the Audi e-Bike Wörthersee.  This carbon fiber, battery-powered superbike is just the kind of over-designed transportation that will not only get kids to throw rocks at you, but also flay your groin when you make that bad landing.  Just make sure not to slip backwards and park your ass on the moving rear wheel, lest your torso slips down into the gap between the seat and the wheel — unless you’re looking for a free appendectomy.

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