Good news!  2013 is totally gay!  It’s all about little, awkward Nazi/Jew youth dressed in their grandmother’s favorite South Beach textile patterns — and it’s fabulous!  The Von Trapp children’s uniform look is finally in.  Shower shoes de rigueur.

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Embrace your inner Sean Connery circa 1965 and make that statement poolside that gets them whispering.  Chic yet practical for the outgoing lad who’s confident in his sexuality.

Clean as a paint palette from head to toe, Christopher Kane’s 2013 Spring-Summer Collection is about neon-noir nights and hot splashes of color during the days.

It’s formal casual fashion for the post-collapse 1% child who’s as disaffected and disillusioned as Siddhartha once was.

14 year old girl, or neodynamic boy?  A seamless meld of the 80’s and 90’s pull asexuality into the 21st century.  Christopher Kane 2013 is all about charisma and the cash to pull it off.

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